1. You're visiting Universal Studios and you spot Robert Downey, Jr. taking a breather on the set. You:
2. The local beauty parlor needs girls willing to have their hair cut and colored for an upcoming hair show. You:
3. Results from your English midterm come back and your grade seems Unfairly low. You:
4. The guy you're dying to go to the dance with still hasn't asked you. You:
5. You're strapped for cash and need some after-school employment. You:
6. You're out to dinner with your parents and your old boyfriend walks into the restaurant with his wanky new girlfriend. You:
7. You're wandering aimlessly through the mall when you notice a lady stuffing Calvin Klein panty hose under her coat. You:
8. You're walking home from school when a convoy of fire engines races past you. As you turn the corner, you see that the neighbors' house is on fire and you hear their dog barking inside. You:
9. You're editor of the school newspaper and the journalism teacher censors your front-page story about on-campus condom vending machines. You:
10. You have an accident in Dad's car. You: