Quiz: Cosmo Quiz!

We found the penis quiz discussed in the August 1988 Teen Issues episode! Here it is! From Harvard Lampoon, April 1997.

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Would you rather be:
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Would you rather be:
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Would you rather be:
4. 
Vlakto has five dollars, and Enrique has four dollars. Would you rather have:
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Would you rather be:
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Would your:
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Would you rather:
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Would you rather be:
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Would you rather have:
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...
11. 
Would you rather have:
12. 
Which of the statements is grammatically correct?
13. 
You go to a party. This guy is talking **** about guys with penises. Do you:
14. 
Would you rather be: