Here it is! Take the quiz from the April 1988 issue of Sassy complete with your personal score at the end.
Call the LTS Hotline with your tales of compatibility at
720-SASSY-GO
So you think you found your perfect match, huh? Maybe he’s already your boyfriend. Or let’s say you’re in mad passionate lust with, oh I don’t know, River Phoenix. Or that guy-who-sits-next-to-you-in-trigonometry-who-doesn’t-know-you’re-alive. To find out if you and your crush are a match made in heaven, answer each question for yourself, then answer each question the way you think he would respond. Put a or b in the blank next to “You would” and a or b in the blank next to “He would.” Get the idea?