May 1988 Slumber Party: Vanity, Threesomes & The Sassiest Girl In America

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How Vain Are You? The May 1988 quiz determined our rates (and yours) in a very scientific way! We hear from listeners about the quiz, vintage legwear, the Bill & Ted soundtrack, and other euphemisms for farting, among other topics. Then, as a special Slumber Party bonus, we all fill out the application for The Sassiest Girl In America contest…as we think we would have done in 1988. Get into it!

Episode Rundown

00:00:00 Hello, It's May 1988 00:03:41 From The Corrections Department 00:04:38 Quiz: How Vain Are You? 00:21:37 From The Hotline 00:36:17 The Sassiest Girl In America Contest 01:16:57 Goodbye For Now

Episode Notes

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Take the "How Vain Are You" quiz.
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The theoretical podcast about dogs who fart would be called Listen To Assy.
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Power Tool's "Two Heads Are Better Than One" lyrics
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The shitty Ontario-only computer was not "POGO" but "ICON." The language was LOGO.
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The Sassiest Girl In America Application
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Tara's review of FX's Hysterical at Primetime
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Untitled: A Bad Teen Novel at Amazon