January 1991 Fashion Etc.: Pastels, Jean Jackets & Apple Cider Vinegar

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To kick off the new year, Sassy wants you to wear pastels, catalog fashions, jean jackets, white t-shirts, and an alice band you made yourself. It also wants you to shave your legs, fix your skin, and buy the right bra. If you’re in L.A.? You’re doing everything right. As for the Etc., we’ve got a sneaky claim about mono (but whose?), a whole new computer program to design the magazine in (so many fonts!), and a staff retreat that is something Jane Pratt should put on as a Sassy fantasy camp TODAY. Put on your shorteralls: your latest episode is here!

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Episode Rundown

It Is January 1991

Fashion Feature: Slowly Fade To Pale

Fashion Feature: Cataloged

Fashion Feature: Keepers

What Next: Pastel On… Pastel On… Pastel On…

Worn Out: Los Angeles, CA

Making It: Instant Alice Band

We Wear It

Beauty Feature: Your 10 Biggest Skin Problems Annihilated

About Face

We Try It: Many Foundations

Zits And Stuff

Then & Now: From Russia With Really Really Bad Hair

Sassy Ads

Diary: I Like Trees As Much As The Next Guy, But

Say What

Inside Out

Goodbye For Now

Episode Notes

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"What The World Needs Now Is A Revival Of 1-900-9099-CRY" at Boing Boing
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Sassy January 1991 cover photographer Lee Page
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"Cross Processing Film - A Complete Guide" at The Darkroom
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A $56 white t-shirt
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Aaardvark's Odd Ark on Yelp
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"September 1, 1994 - Shirley Temple's Pussy" from Raw magazine at Below Empty
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Henry Margu at Best Wig Outlet
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Baseball Cap With Hair at Headcovers Unlimited
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Adult SNL Wayne Campbell Wig and Hat at Candy Apple Costumes
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ColorStay Longer Makeup SPF 15 at Revlon
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Dr. Jart+ Cicapair Tiger Grass Color Correcting Treatment SPF 30
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Dr. Hauschka concealer
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"Corrector For Large Or Separated Ears" on Etsy
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"Vinegar And Brown Paper" on Urban Herbology
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Jack And Jill on Wikipedia
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The Painters Coat In Indigo Cream Sashiko at Imogene + Willie
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Extra Hot Great on Patreon
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Yekaterina Chilichkina on Sputnik MediaBank
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Yekaterina on the cover of Soviet Life on eBay
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Yekaterina from the Miss Europe competition, at Sputnik MediaBank
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Yekaterina talking about the competition on Twitter
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Joanna Agnieszka Janiec on Instagram
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"Sporny" at the Cambridge Dictionary
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KEBS Radio Records Music at Perfect Duluth Day
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Tara's Going Dutch review at Cracked
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Instruments Of A Beating Heart on YouTube