April 1991 Teen Life: Sneezes, Horses & A Saggy Old Mom

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The April 1991 issue lulls you into a false sense of complacency by burying its biggest bummer feature in the middle of the island, but then there it is: “They’re Shooting Horses.” DAMN, KAREN! (Spoiler: this is a problem the U.S. government still hasn’t solved — hope you were sitting down to read this.) Around it, we get Christina’s embedded report from a Black debutante ball in Georgia; Margie’s mini-profiles of 5 people in cool and important jobs, What He Said about dating an unpopular girl, It Happened To Me from a conflicted breast-reduction surgery patient, and a lot more. Content warning for the fiction story: it’s about a girl with the OLDEST MOM IN RECORDED HISTORY — 60!!!!!

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Episode Rundown

It Is April 1991

Feature: Inside A Black Debutante Ball

Feature: Theyโ€™re Shooting Horses

Feature: 5 Jobs That Arenโ€™t Lame

Fiction: Sixteen To Sixty

Body Talk

On The Road: Baltimore

What He Said: Would You Date A Girl Less Popular Than You?

Help + Help For Him

It Happened To Me: Boobs

Stuff You Wrote

Goodbye For Now

Episode Notes

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The Wonder Years (2021) "Lads And Ladies And Us" at Fandom
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"Rough Draft" quote at QuoteFancy
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"Rough Draft" banner on eBay
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Wild Horse Outreach & Advocacy
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"US Judge In Nevada Hands Wild Horse Advocates Rare Victory In Ruling On Mustang Management Plans" at the AP
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Citizen's Committee for Children of New York
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"NYANA To Close After Long Run Here" at Jewish Telegraphic Agency
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PeaceAction
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Enid Harlow's new story collection Voices at Livingston Press
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"How Fast Is A Sneeze Versus A Cough?" at Each Breath from the American Lung Association
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Title 9
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"A Tour Of Baltimore's Inner Harbor"
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"Best Vintage & Thrift Stores In Baltimore"
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"Top 15 Misconceptions Of Self-Injury" at Cornell
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Leonid Brezhnev at Alpha History
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George Whipple