August 1991 Teen Life: Gladiators, Boyfriends & A Whole Bunch Of Wives

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August 1991 is the thickest issue we’ve had in quite a while, but those extra pages were not set aside for Teen Life topics — in fact, there isn’t even a fiction story! There are, however, Kim’s try-out for American Gladiators, Christina’s musings on long-distance boyfriend pros and cons, a What He Said on breast size, a quick trip over a bridge (or through a tunnel) to Brooklyn for On The Road, and more. Even the bummer feature — about polygamist Alex Joseph, his nine wives, and their many many children — is mostly a curiosity in its day, and only a bummer in retrospect. Not a bummer? Our latest episode, featuring original music cues that WILL get stuck in your heads. Or maybe not. Enjoy!

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Episode Rundown

Feature: I, Gladiatrix

Feature: Chronic Long-Distance Boyfriend Distress

Feature: This Cat Has Nine Wives

Feature: 9 Things About America That Make Us Want To Scream And Throw Stuff

Body Talk

What He Said: Does Breast Size Matter?

It Happened To Me: “Fighting Homelessness”

On The Road: Brooklyn, NY

Stuff You Wrote

Goodbye For Now

Episode Notes

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"Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin To Host American Gladiators Reboot" at Gladiators TV
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Former American Gladiators star Ice on Instagram
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Alex Joseph on Wikipedia
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"Plural Marriage Was 'Best Offer' Of My Life" by Bo Joseph at The Spectrum
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"Can You Get Sunburnt Or UV Skin Damage Through Car Or Home Windows?" at University Of Wollongong Australia
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"Jesse 'Shake It Like A White Girl' Jaymes - College Girls" on YouTube
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Jesse Itzler on Wikipedia
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"Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?!" on Know Your Meme
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National Student Campaign Against Hunger And Homelessness
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Fascati Pizza on Yelp
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The Brooklyn Botanic Garden
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"1992 Press Photo Slidell Factory Store Essay Winner Megan Watson In Louisiana" on eBay
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"Double Fisting Two King & Queen Motorcycle Seats | Custom Seat Work At Atomic Cycle Works" on YouTube
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Again With This on Patreon
National Day Labor Organizing Network