August 1991 Fashion Etc.: Brushes, Jeans & The Clarion Computer

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We know this issue landed in mid- to late July, but can it ever be too early to start thinking about your back-to-school wardrobe? Sassy invites you to imagine yourself as a Coco Chanel knockoff, an intimidatingly cool biker chick, or a face and a couple of limbs with monochromatic garments laid on top of you. (It’ll make sense when you see it.) You can also learn about eye makeup, hair brushes, kilts, and what kind of time Jane had co-starring in R.E.M.’s “Shiny Happy People” video…but wouldn’t you rather talk about all the new ADS that helped make this issue the fattest we’ve seen in months? We sure would! Get out two to four pairs of jeans and listen to our latest episode!

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Episode Rundown

It Is August 1991

Fashion Feature: Sassy’s Very Most Perfect Back To School Clothes Are Art, You Know

Fashion Feature: Hit The Road, Jack

Fashion Feature: Coco A-Go-Go

What Next: Pick A Kilt, Any Kilt

Beauty Feature: The Eye Makeup Encyclopedia

About Face

Sassy Ads

Diary: Your List Of Random Facts About The R.E.M. Shiny Happy People Video

Inside Out: C

Goodbye For Now

Episode Notes

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Susan Schacter's website
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Chris Mazza with lizard eyes
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"Why We Stick Our Tongue Out When We Concentrate" at Psychology Today
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Penns Manor Area Junior/Senior High School
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Men Only Want Sex And Their Freedom by Nannette LaRee Hernandez at Kobo
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Creative Screwing: A Woman's Guide to Becoming An Erotic Enchantress Of Superlustful Sex by Hernandez at Amazon
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Hernandez's official author photo on Amazon
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Hernandez's antifeminist screed at Writers Cafe
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Hernandez on Instagram
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Clarion commercial on YouTube
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R.E.M.'s "Shiny Happy People" video on YouTube
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Donna wearing the black daisy dress (with matching headband) on Beverly Hills, 90210
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Katherine Dieckmann on Wikipedia
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Extra Hot Great 602 (on Love Story)
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Tara's author page at Decider