November 1991 Fashion Etc.: Germans, Bras & Park Ave Cologne

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It’s nearly the holidays as this issue reaches readers, so a few things are on their minds: how to dress for a festive party; what to wear UNDER those outfits; which fragrances will be most enticing; and, of course, which pieces to purchase if they’re going full Heidicore. Outside the features, we’ve got questions about the Designer Imposters business model, which lockers an “organizer” in a fractional ad will actually fit in, whether actual popular kids are taking time out of their busy social lives to write scolding letters to Sassy, and much much MUCH more.

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Episode Rundown

It Is November 1991

Fashion Feature: Yodel

Fashion Feature: Show Offs

What Next: Blueness

Beauty Feature: How To Smell Real Good

About Face

Sassy Ads

Diary: Mutual Admiration Society

Say What

Inside Out: Neill, Neill, Neill, Neill, Neill*

Goodbye For Now

Matchbox Lights

Episode Notes

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“Learn Gun Safety With Eddie Eagle (Hosted by Jason Priestley” on YouTube
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“Vintage Perfection Matchbook Cosmetic Applicators 40 Ct Pastel Disposable” on eBay
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BONGO Women’s Blue Jacket
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@randlechris's post of Lynda Barry’s comic about dating Ira Glass
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Maureen Callahan’s website
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Neill McCutcheon’s website