We found the penis quiz discussed in the August 1988 Teen Issues episode! Here it is! From Harvard Lampoon, April 1997. 1. Would you rather be:6'3" with a 3" penis5'4" with a 7" penisNot too surprisingly, most answer 5'4" with a 7" penis. 2. Would you rather be:6'3" with a 3" penis6'3" with two 2" penisesCareful! this is a trick question. The sum of penis in B is greater than in A. 3. Would you rather be:3 feet tall with a two foot penis on your head.Fifty feet tall with one hundred 1-inch penises.Keep in mind that if you choose b, none of your penises can sustain an erection. Okay, maybe one can, but you’ll never know which one it will be from day to day. Today it could be the one on your forehead, tomorrow one of the ones on your elbow. 4. Vlakto has five dollars, and Enrique has four dollars. Would you rather have:Five penises of equal lengthFive penises of comically different lengthsUnit penis cost = $2 5. Would you rather be:Seven feet tall with superpowers and a large, healthy and happy penisa Penis™ 6. Would your:3-inch penis rather have a 6'3" you7-inch penis rather have a 5'4" you 7. Would you rather:Have a penis on your head that could read other people’s minds and also you could teleportBe 5'8" with a five inch penisKeep in mind that when you teleport, the penis must stay behind and guard. 8. Would you rather be:A 3-inch penis with a 7-inch penisA 5'4" human with a 6'3" human 9. Would you rather have:A penis that is one penis longA penis that is one and one half penises longKeep in mind that b is ipso facto impossible. 10. ...B: “Would you like my penis?”A: “No thanks.”B: “That’s cool.”A: (teleports)A’S PENIS: “Don’t make any sudden moves, cowboy.”B: “I don’t want no trouble.”A’S PENIS: “No one wants any trouble son. Just move along.”A: (teleports back) “Hey. ANything bad happen?”A’S PENIS: “No sir. All sectors clear.”A: “Good penis. Back on my head with you.” 11. Would you rather have:A regular old penisA really special awesome penis 12. Which of the statements is grammatically correct?“My Sally, what a penis dress you have on to-penis,” Brett penisedI went to the store to buy some milk and bread, but penis.“Penis!” penised Penis.Penis penis penis penis Epps penis Epps’ penis. 13. You go to a party. This guy is talking **** about guys with penises. Do you:Say you don’t have one so you can be in his stupid clubStand up like a man and admit you have a penisIf B, you run the risk of being slammed in the ****. 14. Would you rather be:5'7" with a 6-inch penis and weigh 170 lbs with an IQ of 1105'9" with a 6-inch penis and weight 160 lbs with an IQ of 1155'11" with a 6-inch penis and weigh 165 lbs with an IQ 1075'10" with a 6-inch penis and weigh 163 lbs with an IQ 1040'2" with a 77-inch penis and weigh 1 lb with an IQ of zero and you are a squirrel5'9" with a 6-inch penis and weight 166 lbs with an IQ 1226'0" with a 6-inch penis and weight 171 lbs with an IQ 995'8" with a 6-inch penis and weigh 162 lbs and an IQ 107Same as second optionJust an average dude Time is Up!