Quiz: Cosmo Quiz!

We found the penis quiz discussed in the August 1988 Teen Issues episode! Here it is! From Harvard Lampoon, April 1997.

1. Would you rather be:
2. Would you rather be:
3. Would you rather be:
4. Vlakto has five dollars, and Enrique has four dollars. Would you rather have:
5. Would you rather be:
6. Would your:
7. Would you rather:
8. Would you rather be:
9. Would you rather have:
10. ...
11. Would you rather have:
12. Which of the statements is grammatically correct?
13. You go to a party. This guy is talking **** about guys with penises. Do you:
14. Would you rather be: