We’ve vetted all your applications (and we thank each and every one of you who filled one out), and the time has come to announce OUR Sassiest Girl In America! Then it’s on to July 1988’s extremely intense yet also possibly poorly constructed quiz: Could You Become Anorexic Or Bulimic? CW: This segment, of course, finds us talking about eating disorders, diets, and weight loss, so if those are triggering subjects for you, please skip ahead to…your calls! Past issues’ pop culture! Getting punked by the Sassy Glossary! Believe it or not, EVEN MORE Miracle Whip talk! It’s all here! Get comfy and join us!
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